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Okay! Ishaan last part of your gift! As promised, a fan sign from me in there, and the rest of the fan signs the kids at my school did for you! (My favourite is the last photo, some girls in my class thought it would be cute to do duck face, so my friend Kevin photo bombed in the background and did a rageface/duckface c’:)

Also, for shits and giggles, in honor of your 16th,

SIXTEEN AWKWARD PICKUP LINES:

1. I got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?;)
2. Was your dad a baker? ‘CAUSE YOU’VE GOT SOME NICE BUNS.
3. Pants are no longer in fashion, take ‘em off.
4. The twinkle in my eye means I want to fuck you;)
5. I bird watch, my favourite birds are boobies and tits ;D
6. I wanna enter your ‘twilight zone’ c;
7. I like my women how I like my steaks, THICK AND JUICY.
8. I’m achromatic! Black or white is fine with me c;
9. Do you have a map? Because I’m getting lost in your eyes.
10. Good thing I have my library card, ‘cause I’m checkin’ you out;D
11. Is that a mirror in your pocket? ‘Cause I can see myself in yo’ pants;3
12. You better have a license, because you’re driving me crazy!
13. Wanna come back to my place and watch some ‘Ed Wood’?;)
14. If my dick was the lottery, I’d want you to buy an instant ticket;D
15. Are those space pants you’re wearing? ‘Cause your butt is out of this world!
16. Can I buy you a drink, or would you just like the money?

Okay Ishaan! Those have been 16 awkward pickup lines c; Try ‘em out sometime..Or don’t, whatever. So, okay, I love you and happy fourth birthday is it?;)<3

LOL THANK YOU ONE AGAIN HAYDE <3 you’re too amazing man.  this is probably the most anyones ever done for me this is too sweet <3 thank you asldj;alsd