April 2012
“People say, ‘I’m going to sleep now,’ as if it were nothing. But it’s really a...”
– George Carlin (via stacefaceluv)
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Anonymous asked: who's the female version of you
March 2012
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fostermenow asked: iiishaaaannnn whats the website for the live stream?
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“The Divine Plan. Long time ago, God made a Divine Plan. Gave it a lot of...”
– George Carlin (via uedaniels)
“Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.”
– George Carlin (via brandylips)
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hellomynameis-mark asked: Are you secretly gay for Alex Turner or do you just have really good taste in gifs? Ishy...
“Why are we here? PLASTIC. PLASTIC”
– George Carlin (via jambajuiceman)
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#replacearcticmonkeyssongswithboner
best trend ever
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hhaileyy replied to your post
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the public cannot reason for themselves. people download conclusions that are being fed to them, instead of coming up with their own and then they ask why their liberties are being taken away
Equivocation: “Save the trees, save the bees, save... →
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“Save the trees, save the bees, save the whales, save those snails. And the greatest arrogance of all: save the planet. What? Are these fucking people kidding me? Save the planet, we don’t even know how to take care of ourselves yet. We haven’t learned how to care for one another, we’re gonna…
